It's actually genius. It seems as though the people of the world are preparing themselves for what we refer to as "The Zombie Apocalypse." People are devising plans, discussing strategies, and constantly flooding their mind with new ideas from watching movies like "28 Days Later" and "Zombieland" so that they'll be ready when some government-plan-to-cure-cancer-gone-wrong unleashes a pathogen or virus capable of turning humans into maggot-infected, brain-hungry drones upon the general population. They're buying their katanas, they're stocking up on food, they're getting ready with their break-away stair cases so that the zombies can't get past them, and I'm sitting here... not doing any of that.
Why? Because I have a plan. I have a much, much better plan. You see, I, unlike the rest of the world, have my priorities straight, and my number one priority is to have exponentially more fun than you're having. Quite frankly, if there were a zombie apocalypse, it would be so much more fun to be a zombie. You heard me. Rather, you read that correctly. If zombies were to suddenly run rampant on the population, I would totally fall to whatever pandemic caused it.
MEANWHILE: I'm paying attention. I'm watching the zombie movies. I'm listening to your survival tactics. If I go to the University of Michigan, I'll even join their Zombie Apocalypse club for the sole purpose of learning the plans and strategies of some of the smartest and most prepared people in the world. I, a future zombie, am infiltrating your survival groups, learning your plans, and devising my own to bring your plans to the ground. It's already too late. I already know many of the plans.
Long story short, if when the zombie apocalypse occurs, I'll be ready, and you'll be screwed.
Have a nice day! :)
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